He may have been confirmed as Labor Secretary just a week ago, but Marty Walsh is wasting no time increasing employment in his new city. Amazingly, he’s already DOUBLED the staff at the Dunkin’ closest to his DC office! “This guy must drink like 20 iced coffees a day, he’s in here every hour and always ordering complicated stuff I didn’t even know we made. I can barely keep … [Read more...] about Wow! Labor Secretary Marty Walsh Has Already Created Dozens Of New Dunkin’ Jobs In DC
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Cape Cod Resident Surprised To Hear Shrimp Tails Aren’t Commonly Found In All Breakfast Cereals
“In Harwich, we eat our oats with roe and use crab legs as spoons. I thought everyone ate seafood parts in every meal?” … [Read more...] about Cape Cod Resident Surprised To Hear Shrimp Tails Aren’t Commonly Found In All Breakfast Cereals
Not To Be Outdone By Chicago, Boston Dyes Marty Walsh Green For Saint Patrick’s Day
In response to the annual dyeing of the Chicago River, Boston has one-upped the Windy City by turning Mayor Marty Walsh green. “We thought it was about time to develop our own green tradition, and I happened to have a bunch of food coloring left over from my niece’s rainbow themed birthday party,” said the shamrock colored mayor. “I honestly kinda like it—makes me feel like … [Read more...] about Not To Be Outdone By Chicago, Boston Dyes Marty Walsh Green For Saint Patrick’s Day
Lebron James Buys Stake In Red Sox After Owning Celtics For Years
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