“Hi there. Who are you?” said 7-year-old Molly, a beagle mix known all around town for her waggy tail. “Welcome to me and my human’s house!” Molly inched toward the new mirror with curious excitement. “You look like me, kinda sorta, but I’m here, not over there. We should be buddies, whoever you are. We can all use more friends.” Molly approached her mirrored self to give … [Read more...] about Dog Practices Self Care By Befriending Reflection In Mirror
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Touching: BC And BU Students Bond Over Mutual Hatred Of Harvard Students
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Bostonians Panic Over Lack Of Equivocating White Men In Mayoral Election
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Allston Christmas Grinch Takes All The Good Presents For Himself
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Unvaccinated Cam Newton Gets First Dose Of Reality
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