Posting on Parler, Boston baseball legend turned right wing instigator Curt Schilling decried that Aaron Rodgers sought Covid advice from podcast host Joe Rogan but not him. “I am deeply hurt by Aaron's actions,” said the former Red Sox star turned rabid conspiracy theorist. “He went to Joe Rogan for medical advice when I, a fellow athlete, have been just as accessible … [Read more...] about Curt Schilling Pissed Aaron Rodgers Didn’t Seek Advice From Him Too
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Vermont Kids Explain Costumes They’re Wearing Under Parka And Ski Pants
Halloween is here and that means Vermont kids are busy practicing the description of the costume they will be wearing under their parkas and other required winter gear. “I am dressing up as skeleton this year and you can sort of see my mask,” said 10 year old Ken Philips. “I wore special effect makeup last year but it froze to my face so…Mom says nothing this … [Read more...] about Vermont Kids Explain Costumes They’re Wearing Under Parka And Ski Pants
Terrifying Twist: Tourists Flock To Salem For Halloween Only To Realize It Totally Sucks
In a haunting turn of events that seems right out of an M Night Shyamalan movie, tourists from across the country have traveled to Salem, Massachusetts for the shock of their lives: it actually sucks. “I came here to see some ghosts, experience the witch trials, and maybe encounter a colonial-era ghoul or two, but all I got was a weekend stuck in an overcrowded suburb full … [Read more...] about Terrifying Twist: Tourists Flock To Salem For Halloween Only To Realize It Totally Sucks
‘I Bleed Green!’ Says Celtics Fan With Pretty Serious Medical Condition
Medical experts were baffled on Wednesday after local Celtics fan Brad Barry arrived at the ER literally bleeding green. “Tonight’s the first night of the season and I’m stuck at Mass General for some nothing nosebleed, this is total BS,” said Barry, dripping viridian blood all over his Marcus Smart jersey. “These brainiac doctors think I’m sick, but I keep telling them … [Read more...] about ‘I Bleed Green!’ Says Celtics Fan With Pretty Serious Medical Condition
Denny’s Renames Grand Slam Meal In Houston Locations To Avoid Re-Traumatizing Astros Fans
After multiple complaints from distraught Astros fans, Denny’s has announced they are renaming the Grand Slam meal at all Houston locations to avoid further traumatizing baseball fans in the area. “Our restaurants are a safe space for everyone, including Astros fans watching this playoff series,” said a Denny’s spokesperson. “That’s why we are now calling the Grand Slam … [Read more...] about Denny’s Renames Grand Slam Meal In Houston Locations To Avoid Re-Traumatizing Astros Fans