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Everyone Point And Laugh: This Person Pronounced A New England Town How It’s Spelled

June 27, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“You sound so silly saying it like that, haha! Say Worcester again, exactly how you just said it, but look at my phone because I need to record this to show people from here how wrong you were. Then say Reading, Billerica, Leominster, Peabody, Sacopee, Bowdoin, Gloucester, Haverhill, Montpelier, Quonochontaug, Scituate…” … [Read more...] about Everyone Point And Laugh: This Person Pronounced A New England Town How It’s Spelled

Susan Collins: ‘I’m Just As Shocked As You Are!’

June 24, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“How was I supposed to know this would happen? It was truly unforeseeable. Brett seemed so sweet and as a Mainer, I only see the good in people.” … [Read more...] about Susan Collins: ‘I’m Just As Shocked As You Are!’

A Touching Father’s Day: New England Dad Tells Son He’s Less Of A Disappointment Than Celtics Losing Finals

June 19, 2022 by Tony Morse

“At least none of my kids have ever gotten my hopes up like the Celtics did and then destroy them in front of my eyes. They’ve always been consistently disappointing, which I’ve grown to appreciate.” … [Read more...] about A Touching Father’s Day: New England Dad Tells Son He’s Less Of A Disappointment Than Celtics Losing Finals

Worcester Crowned The ‘Is Pepsi Okay?’ City Of Massachusetts

June 16, 2022 by Dan Bookbinder

Move over, city of champions: Massachusetts has a new title to celebrate and for once it has nothing to do with Boston. Worcester was recently declared the “is Pepsi okay” city of The Bay State! The competition for the title was fierce, and the accolade almost ended up going to Springfield. Ultimately, Worcester secured its status as the … [Read more...] about Worcester Crowned The ‘Is Pepsi Okay?’ City Of Massachusetts

We Asked Brookline Residents If They’re Excited To Host The US Open And They Told Us To Get Off Their Grass

June 15, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“You look a little poor to be a golfer, no? It may be called the US Open, but this is a closed neighborhood. Exit our property with haste or I'll contact the requisite authorities.” … [Read more...] about We Asked Brookline Residents If They’re Excited To Host The US Open And They Told Us To Get Off Their Grass

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