“My favorite part of Rosh Hashana, and honestly the only part I still do, is the tashlich ceremony, where we ritually cast away sins in the form of bread into a nearby body of water,” said local resident Joseph Klein. The ducks who eat the bread have no idea that they are symbolically consuming my worst misdeeds of the part year. Or maybe they do and just love the taste of sin. … [Read more...] about Jewish Person Feeds Entire Year’s Worth Of Sins To Unsuspecting Ducks
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Local Orchard Teams Up With Dunkin To Offer First Ever Pick-Your-Own Pumpkin Spice Latte Patch
CANTON, MA — It’s a fall miracle! Dunkin fans from all over New England are flocking to Latt-e-dah Farms as the first ever PYO Pumpkin Spice Latte patch opened this week. Tristan Stills, of Stoughton, said he was happy he could go straight to the source instead of waiting in line down at the Dunkin drive-thru four blocks away. “For 3 months of the year, PSLs are my … [Read more...] about Local Orchard Teams Up With Dunkin To Offer First Ever Pick-Your-Own Pumpkin Spice Latte Patch
Brad Stevens Reportedly Furious With Ime Udoka Once Somebody Explained To Him What Sex Is
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Pats Win After Gunner Olszewski Muffs Punt To Other Gunner Olszewski
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Ron DeSantis Totally Owns Godless Libs In Massachusetts By Trafficking Humans Like A Good Christian
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