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Idiot Hikers Spend Hours Walking Around Blue Hills Just To Wind Up In Exact Same Place They Started

October 11, 2022 by Carlos Greaves

MILTON, Mass.—Local residents were puzzled Saturday morning after spotting two people, wearing what appeared to be hiking gear, park their car near the Blue Hills Reservation then proceed to walk down a dirt path leading into the woods, only to wind up back at the exact same spot four hours later.

“Did they get lost or something? I mean what kind of person gets out of their car, spends half a day wandering around the forest, then ends up right back at their car?” said local roofer Mike McMillan, adding that only a dumbass would spend that much time strolling around without having a clear Point A and Point B in mind.

“And what were they doing parking at Blue Hills in the first place? Don’t they know it’s just a bunch of trees and rocks over there? There isn’t a decent sports bar or a packie for miles. Frickin’ chuckleheads,” McMillan mused.

Although the identity of the hikers could not be confirmed, it is believed they were from the Cambridge/Somerville area, as they were seen driving a beat up Subaru Outback with two “Coexist” bumper stickers on it.

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