This is really a dream come true. I’ve been studying years for this very moment! I can’t believe I got into Dartmouth. Their library, to be exact. My family is going to be so proud when I tell them I finally figured out how to pick that stupid side door lock of the Baker Memorial Library. My first choice! These old dry books are going to make great kindling. We’re having a … [Read more...] about ‘I Got Into Dartmouth!’ Exclaims New Hampshire Man Who Just Broke Into School’s Library
30-Year-Old Man Jogging In Marginally Cold Weather Pretty Sure He Could Hack It In SEAL Training
As Derrick Bryant, 30, went on his bi-weekly three mile jog today, the mild discomfort caused by the 34 degree weather assured him that, if he wanted, he could probably still enlist as a Navy SEAL, despite their age cutoff of 28 and far more rigorous training standard. “I'm sure it's tough, but hell, I could do it still, I bet. I'm in pretty good shape, and I mean, it's cold … [Read more...] about 30-Year-Old Man Jogging In Marginally Cold Weather Pretty Sure He Could Hack It In SEAL Training
Local Dad Pulls Shovel From Shed Like Soldier Preparing For War
“I haven’t seen a storm like this since the Blizzard of ‘96. We lost a lot of good people that day,” said local father Matt Hill, marching toward the sidewalk with his shovel resting firmly on a shoulder. “If I don’t come back, tell my family I love them.” … [Read more...] about Local Dad Pulls Shovel From Shed Like Soldier Preparing For War
Department Of Public Health Hires Balto To Deliver Covid Vaccines To Hospitals During Upcoming Snowstorm
Citing the sled dog’s heroic medicine delivery during Alaska’s diphtheria outbreak in 1925, the Mass. Department of Public Health has announced they will rely exclusively on Balto to deliver Covid vaccines to Boston hospitals during the upcoming snowstorm. “Balto saved countless lives a century ago, and his bravery will once again be put to the test this week,” a … [Read more...] about Department Of Public Health Hires Balto To Deliver Covid Vaccines To Hospitals During Upcoming Snowstorm
College President Pounds A Forty To Unwind As Students Head Home To Become Parents’ Problem
After spending millions on testing and contact tracing to prevent COVID spread on campuses, college presidents and administrators around the country are breathing a collective sigh of relief as they wave goodbye to the last students leaving for Winter Break. “I hope they make good choices but frankly, I am so exhausted I could not care less,” said a local college president, … [Read more...] about College President Pounds A Forty To Unwind As Students Head Home To Become Parents’ Problem