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30-Year-Old Man Jogging In Marginally Cold Weather Pretty Sure He Could Hack It In SEAL Training

December 27, 2020 by The Boston Accent

As Derrick Bryant, 30, went on his bi-weekly three mile jog today, the mild discomfort caused by the 34 degree weather assured him that, if he wanted, he could probably still enlist as a Navy SEAL, despite their age cutoff of 28 and far more rigorous training standard.

“I’m sure it’s tough, but hell, I could do it still, I bet. I’m in pretty good shape, and I mean, it’s cold out here today. Takes a strong-willed mind to work out in this!” Derrick thought to himself.

At the end of his run, his Apple Watch confirmed he had clocked 8:54 a mile.

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