“I may be five foot six, but my hair is fucking fantastic,” said 31-year-old short guy Jason Cohen to himself in the mirror during his daily affirmation this morning.
Cohen is the shortest one in his friend group, but also the only guy with a non-receding hairline, not to mention flowing, wavy locks that perfectly frame his face.
“Life is going pretty okay for you, Jason.”
At press time, Cohen was seen crying after having just spotted his first gray hair.