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Gordon Hayward Misses Mark With Protest Jersey About Gaming

July 31, 2020 by The Boston Accent

As his Celtics teammates wore jerseys sporting uplifting messages of protest like “Black Lives Matter,” “Equality,” and “Liberation” during the NBA season restart, Hayward used his platform to express strong opinions about video games.

“I’m a huge gamer, and I don’t think Americans talk enough about how superior Fortnite is to Call of Duty Warzone,” said the NBA player in a press interview. “You can’t even floss in COD—it’s so lame.”

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