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‘Tis The Season! Households Across New England Replace Terrifying Patriots Decor With Cheery Celtics Gear

November 5, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

I swear it happens earlier and earlier each year! … [Read more...] about ‘Tis The Season! Households Across New England Replace Terrifying Patriots Decor With Cheery Celtics Gear

Celtics Look To Make History By Becoming First NBA Team To Come Back From Down 4-3

May 30, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

We’ve got them just where we want them. Anything is possible! … [Read more...] about Celtics Look To Make History By Becoming First NBA Team To Come Back From Down 4-3

Shocking: Celtics Return Home From Florida Instead Of Going There To Die Like Most New Englanders

May 24, 2023 by Joel Papp Leave a Comment

New Englanders “I was sure they were going to pull a Nana and go to south Florida and never make it back alive. Looks like we’re still in this! Celtics in 7. Also RIP Nana.” (Impact copyright Celtics/respective owners and used under fair use) … [Read more...] about Shocking: Celtics Return Home From Florida Instead Of Going There To Die Like Most New Englanders

Brad Stevens Reportedly Furious With Ime Udoka Once Somebody Explained To Him What Sex Is

September 22, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“That doesn’t even sound close to as fun as coaching basketball! In fact, it sounds messy. It’s also clearly a technical.” … [Read more...] about Brad Stevens Reportedly Furious With Ime Udoka Once Somebody Explained To Him What Sex Is

A Touching Father’s Day: New England Dad Tells Son He’s Less Of A Disappointment Than Celtics Losing Finals

June 19, 2022 by Tony Morse

“At least none of my kids have ever gotten my hopes up like the Celtics did and then destroy them in front of my eyes. They’ve always been consistently disappointing, which I’ve grown to appreciate.” … [Read more...] about A Touching Father’s Day: New England Dad Tells Son He’s Less Of A Disappointment Than Celtics Losing Finals

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