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Idiot Hikers Spend Hours Walking Around Blue Hills Just To Wind Up In Exact Same Place They Started

October 11, 2022 by Carlos Greaves

MILTON, Mass.—Local residents were puzzled Saturday morning after spotting two people, wearing what appeared to be hiking gear, park their car near the Blue Hills Reservation then proceed to walk down a dirt path leading into the woods, only to wind up back at the exact same spot four hours later. “Did they get lost or something? I mean what kind of person gets out of their … [Read more...] about Idiot Hikers Spend Hours Walking Around Blue Hills Just To Wind Up In Exact Same Place They Started

Fake Exploding Package At Northeastern Still More Real Than Roommate’s Girlfriend Who ‘Just Goes To A Different School’

October 9, 2022 by Will Vaillancourt

"Sure, the suspicious package thing may have just been a big ruse for some dude to criticize Mark Zuckerberg,“ said Northeastern sophomore Evan Griswold. "But it still had more truth to it than my roommate talking about his 'girlfriend' who he swears is 'very cool' and ‘goes to Tufts which is too far for her to visit.’ Sure.” … [Read more...] about Fake Exploding Package At Northeastern Still More Real Than Roommate’s Girlfriend Who ‘Just Goes To A Different School’

Local Orchard Teams Up With Dunkin To Offer First Ever Pick-Your-Own Pumpkin Spice Latte Patch

September 25, 2022 by Brisa Sylvestre

CANTON, MA — It’s a fall miracle! Dunkin fans from all over New England are flocking to Latt-e-dah Farms as the first ever PYO Pumpkin Spice Latte patch opened this week. Tristan Stills, of Stoughton, said he was happy he could go straight to the source instead of waiting in line down at the Dunkin drive-thru four blocks away. “For 3 months of the year, PSLs are my … [Read more...] about Local Orchard Teams Up With Dunkin To Offer First Ever Pick-Your-Own Pumpkin Spice Latte Patch

Recent College Graduate Mistakes Living In South Boston As A Personality

August 10, 2022 by fentifriedchicken

SOUTH BOSTON — After leaving his 4 bedroom 1 bathroom apartment on L Street to visit his family in Lexington, MA, recent Providence College graduate Chaz Ludwig discovered he had nothing to talk about aside from his cool new neighborhood. “Living in Southie is sick,” Ludwig commented while scouring OpenTable for a brunch reservation at Lincoln Tavern. “I moved in with all my … [Read more...] about Recent College Graduate Mistakes Living In South Boston As A Personality

Finally! All Performances Of Shakespeare On The Common To Be Translated Into ‘Bostonian English’

August 9, 2022 by Zach Moser

BOSTON—In a bid to reach a wider audience, The Commonwealth Shakespeare Company announced they will be translating all upcoming Much Ado About Nothing shows they host on the Common this summer into what they are calling “Bostonian English.” The theatre company will have trained staff on-hand to translate medieval English into this dialect so all locals will be able to follow … [Read more...] about Finally! All Performances Of Shakespeare On The Common To Be Translated Into ‘Bostonian English’

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