“FanDuel was running all these new promos this week to celebrate Massachusetts legalizing sports betting. They were too good to pass up!” explained the Governor, visibly ashamed and shaking. “Next this I knew, I’d blown hundreds of millions on a 10 leg Red Sox parlay bet. All UMass schools are hereby closed indefinitely until I win it all back on Australian horse racing at … [Read more...] about All State Universities To Close After Gov. Healey Bets Education Funding On Red Sox Spring Training Parlay
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With Massachusetts Legalizing Sports Betting, Rhode Island Economy Now Exclusively Based On Pizza Strips
“I am proud to say that we believe this bill will become a model for responsible sports wagering in this country,” said Senate Ways and Means Chairman Michael Rodrigues. “It will also totally screw over Rhode Island, which has been a long-term goal of ours. And they really do deserve it for trying to remove the best part of a pizza and thinking they can get away with it.” … [Read more...] about With Massachusetts Legalizing Sports Betting, Rhode Island Economy Now Exclusively Based On Pizza Strips