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Massachusetts Dad Overwhelmed By Nostalgia As Every Boston Sports Team Underperforms

April 6, 2021 by The Boston Accent

Medfield dad Douglas Stephens has been overcome by waves of nostalgia while watching his favorite Boston sports teams underperform, just as they did during the formative years of his life. “It’s just like my teenage years in the early 90s—I still fondly remember punching my TV,” reflected Stephens, wiping away a single tear as he turned off the most recent Red Sox … [Read more...] about Massachusetts Dad Overwhelmed By Nostalgia As Every Boston Sports Team Underperforms

Cod Dinner On Good Friday Tasked With Undoing Entire Year Of Catholic Guilt

April 2, 2021 by The Boston Accent

May your one ceremonial dinner cleanse your filthy soul. Photo credit: Pew … [Read more...] about Cod Dinner On Good Friday Tasked With Undoing Entire Year Of Catholic Guilt

Lebron James Buys Stake In Red Sox After Owning Celtics For Years

March 16, 2021 by Jack Stebbins

As the most recent investor in the Fenway Sports Group, which owns the Red Sox, James expanded his ownership of Boston sports teams—after a decade of absolutely owning the Celtics at TD Garden. … [Read more...] about Lebron James Buys Stake In Red Sox After Owning Celtics For Years

Patriots Sign Literal Goat

March 14, 2021 by Malt Schlitzman

“It’s perfect because he has the exact same diet as Brady did,” said the Patriots team chef. The goat, name Tahhhhhm, is already a close friend of Belichick, and has taken on the extra role of chewing the sleeves off his hoodies. … [Read more...] about Patriots Sign Literal Goat

Cool! Berklee Releases Virtual Tour Of Research Lab Where They Grew Charlie Puth

March 12, 2021 by The Boston Accent

On Friday, recently admitted students to Berklee College of Music were greeted on Zoom with an exciting surprise: a rare glimpse of the lab where the school grew viral sensation and famous alum Charlie Puth! “We wanted to show the future stars of the music industry where today’s artists are carefully created—in our exclusive laboratory deep underground beneath our Boston … [Read more...] about Cool! Berklee Releases Virtual Tour Of Research Lab Where They Grew Charlie Puth

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