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Serial Killer Offers Location Of Victims In Exchange For Netflix Limited Series

February 15, 2022 by Tony Morse

BOSTON—The most prolific serial killer in Massachusetts history sent shockwaves through the criminal justice community today when he indicated he’s willing to share the whereabouts of multiple missing persons only if Netflix makes his story “bigger than that Squid Games show.” “I’ll tell that prick prosecutor where the others are, but I’m gonna need a limited series with at … [Read more...] about Serial Killer Offers Location Of Victims In Exchange For Netflix Limited Series

Out Of Shows To Watch On Netflix? Experts Suggest Banging Your Head Repeatedly Against Wall

September 27, 2020 by Alicia Devereaux

Are you tired of rewatching Cheers on Netflix in fruitless attempts to produce some much needed serotonin? Experts from Harvard are now recommending that you bang your head “over and over” against a wall instead. “After multiple clinical trials, we have proven that smashing your head against a wall is actually healthier than watching Avatar The Last Airbender for the 50th … [Read more...] about Out Of Shows To Watch On Netflix? Experts Suggest Banging Your Head Repeatedly Against Wall

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