ATLANTA – The victories of Senators-Elect Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff have submerged the state of Georgia in a blue wave years earlier than climate scientists expected. “I thought the first time I would see a blue Georgia would be from a boat,” said 27-year-old resident Erica Sawyer. “Our coastline has been eroding fast, but this flood came way ahead of schedule.” In a … [Read more...] about Georgia Engulfed In Blue Wave 5 Years Earlier Than Climate Scientists Expected
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Nation Unsure What To Do With Encyclopedic Knowledge Of Pennsylvania Counties
Following 96 straight hours of election coverage, the citizens of the United States are now unsure what to do with their newfound encyclopedic knowledge of every county in the state of Pennsylvania. Since Tuesday, news outlets across the nation have provided a 24/7 crash course on the detailed geography of the Keystone State. Americans have devoured mountains of data about … [Read more...] about Nation Unsure What To Do With Encyclopedic Knowledge Of Pennsylvania Counties
Five Tips For Turning Your 300-Square-Foot Apartment Into A Post-Election Apocalypse Bunker
You may be thinking: "I live in a tiny studio in Back Bay. If an apocalyptic civil war breaks out after election day, I'm totally screwed." Well, you couldn't be more wrong! Here are five tried and true tips that will help you repurpose your cozy apartment for the dark days ahead. Use the lack of elevator to your advantage. There is no way your dinky little dwelling has … [Read more...] about Five Tips For Turning Your 300-Square-Foot Apartment Into A Post-Election Apocalypse Bunker
Trump Tells Americans Skeptical Of His Mental State That He Once Finished Entire I Spy Book
"It was very hard—some people say the hardest—because the pictures have so much going on! It's crazy how much they have going on. You really gotta be a genius to finish one, and I did it,” said the president, grinning with pride.“The fake news media will say I didn’t, but I did.” … [Read more...] about Trump Tells Americans Skeptical Of His Mental State That He Once Finished Entire I Spy Book