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Georgia Engulfed In Blue Wave 5 Years Earlier Than Climate Scientists Expected

January 6, 2021 by Jack Stebbins

ATLANTA – The victories of Senators-Elect Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff have submerged the state of Georgia in a blue wave years earlier than climate scientists expected.

“I thought the first time I would see a blue Georgia would be from a boat,” said 27-year-old resident Erica Sawyer. “Our coastline has been eroding fast, but this flood came way ahead of schedule.”

In a rare move, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration welcomed the deluge, as they were likely to lose all their Federal funding had it not happened.

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