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Connecticut Legislature Approves $40 Million New Haven-Style Pizza Awareness Campaign

May 26, 2022 by Dan Bookbinder

HARTFORD, CT—On May 26, Governor Ned Lamont and a bipartisan group of legislators announced a once-in-a-generation investment to inform the broader public about the importance of New Haven-style pizza. The coal-fired pizza has long been celebrated in pockets of New England, but Senate Bill 5052 seeks to amplify the cultural impact of New Haven-style pizza beyond the … [Read more...] about Connecticut Legislature Approves $40 Million New Haven-Style Pizza Awareness Campaign

New Yorkers And New Englanders Agree: Connecticut Sucks

September 30, 2021 by The Boston Accent

While people from New York and New England rarely find common ground, there is one area that unites the regions in mutual hatred: the state of Connecticut. “I would rather live in a dumpster than move to Hartford or Stamford, forget about it,” said Bronx resident Louis DeJulio. “I don’t even care if the fancy people there like the Yankees.” “I hear ya dude, we don’t claim … [Read more...] about New Yorkers And New Englanders Agree: Connecticut Sucks

Cute! This Connecticut Woman Has Opinions On Massachusetts Drivers

January 30, 2021 by Alice H. Lahoda

WORCESTER, Mass.—On Saturday afternoon, Connecticut resident Joan Pittman called into WGBH while driving on the Mass Pike, certain that listeners wanted to hear her Connecticuttian thoughts on Massachusetts drivers. “Why is it that every time I drive through this place, it seems like the entire state–sorry, Commonwealth–is on the road? It’s a pandemic! Where are you going?” … [Read more...] about Cute! This Connecticut Woman Has Opinions On Massachusetts Drivers

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