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$600 Stimulus Check Covers Rent For 3 Square Inches Of Cambridgeport Apartment

December 22, 2020 by Bailey Hull

CAMBRIDGEPORT — In a massive win for tenants, the recent $600 COVID-19 stimulus check approved by the House and Senate will officially cover a few weeks rent for 3 whole square inches of a Cambridgeport studio apartment. “After losing my job in May, I wasn’t sure how I was going to afford my egregious rent,” said Cambridgeport tenant Maggie Wong. “But thankfully, Congress … [Read more...] about $600 Stimulus Check Covers Rent For 3 Square Inches Of Cambridgeport Apartment

I Pahked My Cah In Hahvid Yahd And Now I Have A $1,500 Parking Violation From The City Of Cambridge

August 24, 2020 by Bailey Hull

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“I knew pahkin my cah in Hahvid Yahd was wicked hahd, but I never thought I’d have to appear in person at the Cambridge District Courthouse because of it.” Written by contributor Bailey Hull. Check out Bailey on Instagram @ceoofspatulas … [Read more...] about I Pahked My Cah In Hahvid Yahd And Now I Have A $1,500 Parking Violation From The City Of Cambridge

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