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Brown University Student Who Hasn’t Left East Side Of Providence Proud To Go To School In City

June 1, 2023 by Joel Papp Leave a Comment

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — With the school year coming to an end, Brown University freshman Aaron Clark has been reflecting on his totally awesome year, citing city-living as “eye-opening yet crazy.” “Yeah, I’m pretty stoked to tell people back home that I go to school in the city.” said Clark. “Besides the massive quad and quiet, opulent neighborhoods featuring ornate original … [Read more...] about Brown University Student Who Hasn’t Left East Side Of Providence Proud To Go To School In City

Brown University Drops Out Of Ivy League To Pursue Career In Photography

February 11, 2022 by The Boston Accent

In news sure to shock the stuffy world of elite academia, Brown University announced today their intention to drop out of the Ivy League and instead pursue their true passion of photography. “I’ve pretended to be something I’m not since 1764, and it’s about time I chase my real dreams—I’m not getting any younger after all,” said the centuries old institution of higher … [Read more...] about Brown University Drops Out Of Ivy League To Pursue Career In Photography

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