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A Touching Father’s Day: New England Dad Tells Son He’s Less Of A Disappointment Than Celtics Losing Finals

June 19, 2022 by Tony Morse

“At least none of my kids have ever gotten my hopes up like the Celtics did and then destroy them in front of my eyes. They’ve always been consistently disappointing, which I’ve grown to appreciate.” … [Read more...] about A Touching Father’s Day: New England Dad Tells Son He’s Less Of A Disappointment Than Celtics Losing Finals

We Asked Brookline Residents If They’re Excited To Host The US Open And They Told Us To Get Off Their Grass

June 15, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“You look a little poor to be a golfer, no? It may be called the US Open, but this is a closed neighborhood. Exit our property with haste or I'll contact the requisite authorities.” … [Read more...] about We Asked Brookline Residents If They’re Excited To Host The US Open And They Told Us To Get Off Their Grass

If Klay Thompson Actually Cared About Offending Kids, He Wouldn’t Have Appeared In The New ‘Space Jam’

June 9, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

Talk about offensive! That movie made more kids cry from disappointment than any words chanted at TD Garden. Photo credit Warner Bros, Noah Graham/NBAE via Getty Images. All rights to them. … [Read more...] about If Klay Thompson Actually Cared About Offending Kids, He Wouldn’t Have Appeared In The New ‘Space Jam’

Celtics Prepare For NBA Finals While Lakers Remind You To Check Out ‘Winning Time’

May 30, 2022 by Matt McInerney

After a crucial Game 7 victory over the Miami Heat, the Boston Celtics are headed back to the NBA finals for the first time since 2010. The team will now face the Golden State Warriors as they push for their 18th championship title. Meanwhile, the Los Angeles Lakers, who didn’t even make the playoffs, are curious if you’ve seen ‘Winning Time’ yet. President of the Los … [Read more...] about Celtics Prepare For NBA Finals While Lakers Remind You To Check Out ‘Winning Time’

Boston Fans Prep For Back-To-Back Game 7s By Sacrificing A Referee To The Ghost Of Sam Adams

May 14, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

It has to be done. … [Read more...] about Boston Fans Prep For Back-To-Back Game 7s By Sacrificing A Referee To The Ghost Of Sam Adams

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