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Family Mandates That Thanksgiving Dinner Discussion Will Exclusively Cover The Bruins

November 22, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

In an effort to keep the peace this holiday, a Merrimack Valley family has decreed that only this year’s Bruins team and their league-topping record can be discussed at the dinner table this thanksgiving.  “No politics, no current events, just Bruins,” said Johnathan McCree with a crooked smile on his face. “But no mentioning Milan Lucic. Also no Celtics talk. Too … [Read more...] about Family Mandates That Thanksgiving Dinner Discussion Will Exclusively Cover The Bruins

Patriots Lose To Bye Week After Late Comeback Falls Short

November 19, 2023 by Kyle Duggan Leave a Comment

The New England Patriots were unable to overcome an early deficit after getting off to a slow start against their scheduled bye week on Sunday. Patriots quarterback Mac Jones was seen being berated by offensive coordinator Bill O’Brien following an offensive sequence that ended with Jones throwing an interception, despite the complete absence of any opposing players on the … [Read more...] about Patriots Lose To Bye Week After Late Comeback Falls Short

‘Tis The Season! Households Across New England Replace Terrifying Patriots Decor With Cheery Celtics Gear

November 5, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

I swear it happens earlier and earlier each year! … [Read more...] about ‘Tis The Season! Households Across New England Replace Terrifying Patriots Decor With Cheery Celtics Gear

Preseason Preview: Pats Look To Secure Mac Jones More Weapons, Jack Jones Less

June 17, 2023 by Matt McInerney Leave a Comment

For Mac to really make things happen this season for the Pats, he needs more weàpons on the field—like DeAndre Hopkins, perhaps,” said an assistant offensive coach for the Pats, speaking anonymously. “Jack on the other hand…let’s just say his performance at Logan was shotty.” … [Read more...] about Preseason Preview: Pats Look To Secure Mac Jones More Weapons, Jack Jones Less

Celtics Look To Make History By Becoming First NBA Team To Come Back From Down 4-3

May 30, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

We’ve got them just where we want them. Anything is possible! … [Read more...] about Celtics Look To Make History By Becoming First NBA Team To Come Back From Down 4-3

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