I swear it happens earlier and earlier each year! … [Read more...] about ‘Tis The Season! Households Across New England Replace Terrifying Patriots Decor With Cheery Celtics Gear
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Preseason Preview: Pats Look To Secure Mac Jones More Weapons, Jack Jones Less
For Mac to really make things happen this season for the Pats, he needs more weàpons on the field—like DeAndre Hopkins, perhaps,” said an assistant offensive coach for the Pats, speaking anonymously. “Jack on the other hand…let’s just say his performance at Logan was shotty.” … [Read more...] about Preseason Preview: Pats Look To Secure Mac Jones More Weapons, Jack Jones Less
Celtics Look To Make History By Becoming First NBA Team To Come Back From Down 4-3
We’ve got them just where we want them. Anything is possible! … [Read more...] about Celtics Look To Make History By Becoming First NBA Team To Come Back From Down 4-3
Boston Marathon Viewers Make Their Annual Vow To Run It Next Year (And They Mean It This Time!)
A longstanding tradition took place this week, and we’re not just talking about the Boston Marathon. As runners raced down Boylston Street, thousands of area residents watched the contest from the comfort of their homes, vowing what they vow every April: “I’m running that marathon next year!” Some took to social media to declare their intentions. “I know I’ve posted this for … [Read more...] about Boston Marathon Viewers Make Their Annual Vow To Run It Next Year (And They Mean It This Time!)
All State Universities To Close After Gov. Healey Bets Education Funding On Red Sox Spring Training Parlay
“FanDuel was running all these new promos this week to celebrate Massachusetts legalizing sports betting. They were too good to pass up!” explained the Governor, visibly ashamed and shaking. “Next this I knew, I’d blown hundreds of millions on a 10 leg Red Sox parlay bet. All UMass schools are hereby closed indefinitely until I win it all back on Australian horse racing at … [Read more...] about All State Universities To Close After Gov. Healey Bets Education Funding On Red Sox Spring Training Parlay