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Gordon Hayward Misses Mark With Protest Jersey About Gaming

July 31, 2020 by The Boston Accent

As his Celtics teammates wore jerseys sporting uplifting messages of protest like “Black Lives Matter,” “Equality,” and “Liberation” during the NBA season restart, Hayward used his platform to express strong opinions about video games. “I’m a huge gamer, and I don’t think Americans talk enough about how superior Fortnite is to Call of Duty Warzone,” said the NBA player … [Read more...] about Gordon Hayward Misses Mark With Protest Jersey About Gaming

“Live, Laugh, Love” Sign Mocking You More Each Day

July 28, 2020 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

BOSTON, MA—Krista McMullen, a recent college graduate, stares at the sign with snowballing insanity, “I literally can’t.” The sign sits above the couch in her basement studio. “At first I thought it was cute. Now it’s just a daily reminder of how awful the world is.” At press time, sources indicate Krista was seen drinking from a mug that said "Hang in there.”  Written … [Read more...] about “Live, Laugh, Love” Sign Mocking You More Each Day

Man Preps For Reopening Of Bars By Lighting $100 On Fire, Spilling Half His Drinks On Floor

July 23, 2020 by The Boston Accent

“I’m so pumped that nightlife might be opening up soon—I really miss bar-hopping in Kendall Square,” said 28-year-old Jeff Torres, who typically spent his evenings out jostling through packed dance floors to buy $15 gin and tonics. "Drinking at home is so boring and efficient." Torres says he's also been practicing calling Ubers after blacking out, formerly a regular … [Read more...] about Man Preps For Reopening Of Bars By Lighting $100 On Fire, Spilling Half His Drinks On Floor

Safety Win! American Airlines Books Plane So Full, Coronavirus Can’t Even Fit

July 23, 2020 by The Boston Accent

"The health and safety of our passengers is always our number one priority," said airline spokesperson Pamela Green. "That's why we are stuffing our cabins to the brim with people, so there is no remaining space for the virus." … [Read more...] about Safety Win! American Airlines Books Plane So Full, Coronavirus Can’t Even Fit

Local Mom Running Desperately Low On Bullshit Activities To Entertain Kids

July 22, 2020 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

“I’m already out of ideas and it’s barely July,” said Angela Lenner, who spent the afternoon fingerpainting, scootering, and doing yoga with her 5-year-old daughter Lacey. Lenner says tomorrow she’ll probably just give Lacey her phone. … [Read more...] about Local Mom Running Desperately Low On Bullshit Activities To Entertain Kids

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