“I should not have to foot the bill through taxes for someone else’s art degree, period. Yes, my father paid my Wharton tuition in cash, and yes, their business school library does happen to have our family’s name on it, but that’s really not relevant. This policy is patently unfair.” … [Read more...] about Finance Bro Who Doesn’t Know Single Person Making Less Than $125,000 Sure Has Strong Opinions About Student Loan Cancellation
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AC Unit Perched Precariously In Back Bay Brownstone Window Patiently Awaiting Chance To Crush Tourist
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Susan Collins: ‘I’m Just As Shocked As You Are!’
“How was I supposed to know this would happen? It was truly unforeseeable. Brett seemed so sweet and as a Mainer, I only see the good in people.” … [Read more...] about Susan Collins: ‘I’m Just As Shocked As You Are!’
Rising Gas Prices Force Mainers To Switch To Moxie As Fuel
Did you know that unleaded Moxie, while incredibly toxic, is 5x more powerful as a vehicle fueling agent than gasoline? Well, Mainers did! That’s why they’re buying the soda in bulk and filling up their trucks with it. Go get some while you still can! Results may vary. We claim no liability for any damages. … [Read more...] about Rising Gas Prices Force Mainers To Switch To Moxie As Fuel
Celtics Prepare For NBA Finals While Lakers Remind You To Check Out ‘Winning Time’
After a crucial Game 7 victory over the Miami Heat, the Boston Celtics are headed back to the NBA finals for the first time since 2010. The team will now face the Golden State Warriors as they push for their 18th championship title. Meanwhile, the Los Angeles Lakers, who didn’t even make the playoffs, are curious if you’ve seen ‘Winning Time’ yet. President of the Los … [Read more...] about Celtics Prepare For NBA Finals While Lakers Remind You To Check Out ‘Winning Time’