“I was haphazardly placed in a sidewalk-facing 2nd story window by my master for this exact purpose, I can feel it deep down in my freon,” said the bløødthirsty hardware. “One day I will smoosh one, and I hope they are from Wisconsin.” … [Read more...] about AC Unit Perched Precariously In Back Bay Brownstone Window Patiently Awaiting Chance To Crush Tourist
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Susan Collins: ‘I’m Just As Shocked As You Are!’
“How was I supposed to know this would happen? It was truly unforeseeable. Brett seemed so sweet and as a Mainer, I only see the good in people.” … [Read more...] about Susan Collins: ‘I’m Just As Shocked As You Are!’
Rising Gas Prices Force Mainers To Switch To Moxie As Fuel
Did you know that unleaded Moxie, while incredibly toxic, is 5x more powerful as a vehicle fueling agent than gasoline? Well, Mainers did! That’s why they’re buying the soda in bulk and filling up their trucks with it. Go get some while you still can! Results may vary. We claim no liability for any damages. … [Read more...] about Rising Gas Prices Force Mainers To Switch To Moxie As Fuel
Celtics Prepare For NBA Finals While Lakers Remind You To Check Out ‘Winning Time’
After a crucial Game 7 victory over the Miami Heat, the Boston Celtics are headed back to the NBA finals for the first time since 2010. The team will now face the Golden State Warriors as they push for their 18th championship title. Meanwhile, the Los Angeles Lakers, who didn’t even make the playoffs, are curious if you’ve seen ‘Winning Time’ yet. President of the Los … [Read more...] about Celtics Prepare For NBA Finals While Lakers Remind You To Check Out ‘Winning Time’
Connecticut Legislature Approves $40 Million New Haven-Style Pizza Awareness Campaign
HARTFORD, CT—On May 26, Governor Ned Lamont and a bipartisan group of legislators announced a once-in-a-generation investment to inform the broader public about the importance of New Haven-style pizza. The coal-fired pizza has long been celebrated in pockets of New England, but Senate Bill 5052 seeks to amplify the cultural impact of New Haven-style pizza beyond the … [Read more...] about Connecticut Legislature Approves $40 Million New Haven-Style Pizza Awareness Campaign