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Gordon Hayward Misses Mark With Protest Jersey About Gaming

July 31, 2020 by The Boston Accent

As his Celtics teammates wore jerseys sporting uplifting messages of protest like “Black Lives Matter,” “Equality,” and “Liberation” during the NBA season restart, Hayward used his platform to express strong opinions about video games. “I’m a huge gamer, and I don’t think Americans talk enough about how superior Fortnite is to Call of Duty Warzone,” said the NBA player … [Read more...] about Gordon Hayward Misses Mark With Protest Jersey About Gaming

Study Finds Worst Part Of Living In Boston Is Having To Pretend You Like Samuel Adams

July 30, 2020 by The Boston Accent

In a study published this week, Harvard researchers reported more than 8 in 10 Bostonians are sick of pretending they like Sam Adams or any of its products. Yet when interviewed by The Boston Accent, most of the participants lied right to our fucking face. “Boston Lager tastes amazing, and I’m not just saying that,” said 28-year-old study participant and lying asshat Pete … [Read more...] about Study Finds Worst Part Of Living In Boston Is Having To Pretend You Like Samuel Adams

“Boston Is Not Racist,” Says White Man Who’s Afraid To Visit Dorchester

July 30, 2020 by The Boston Accent

“I’ve just heard Dorchester is a dangerous place, that’s all,” said Tim Mayor, who has lived in Seaport for three years and has never taken the T for fear of getting mugged. “But that doesn’t make me racist—I almost voted for Ayanna Pressley!” … [Read more...] about “Boston Is Not Racist,” Says White Man Who’s Afraid To Visit Dorchester

Northeastern Student Finally Finishes 10-Year-Long Co-op

July 29, 2020 by The Boston Accent

“I wanted to take my time and make sure I did the co-op thing right. Experiential learning is all about experiencing, y’know?” The 31-year-old , who was laid off from his decade long unpaid internship due to the coronavirus pandemic, says he’s excited to graduate into a recession just like his classmates did in 2010. … [Read more...] about Northeastern Student Finally Finishes 10-Year-Long Co-op

Governor Baker Forms Exploratory Committee To Find Other Dropkick Murphys Songs About Boston

July 29, 2020 by Michael Tobin

In an emergency public address on Wednesday, Governor Baker announced that, effective immediately, an exploratory committee would begin searching for more Dropkick Murphys songs about Boston."'I'm Shipping Up to Boston' was perhaps the most important unifying force in our capital city since the Boston Tea Party. I truly believe there are other Dropkick Murphys songs out there … [Read more...] about Governor Baker Forms Exploratory Committee To Find Other Dropkick Murphys Songs About Boston

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