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Brave Harvard Student Steps Out In Public Not Wearing Single Item Of Harvard Branded Clothing

April 5, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“Today I wanted to see what it felt like to just be treated like everyone else. So I put on my Golden Goose sneakers, grabbed my Hermès backpack, and left my Harvard pullover at home. Honestly, it’s been scary but sort of freeing.” Sources say the student eventually put on a Harvard hat she carries for emergencies after someone cut her in line at Tatte. … [Read more...] about Brave Harvard Student Steps Out In Public Not Wearing Single Item Of Harvard Branded Clothing

Family Decides Not To Ask Grandpa To Elaborate When He Says ‘I Wish There Were More Players Like Larry Bird These Days’

April 2, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

“You’ve already said more than enough, Grampa. Let’s get you back to bed. The Celtics are doing just fine.” … [Read more...] about Family Decides Not To Ask Grandpa To Elaborate When He Says ‘I Wish There Were More Players Like Larry Bird These Days’

‘I’d Tap That,’ Says Vermonter About Maple Tree

March 31, 2022 by The Boston Accent

Happy Sugaring Season to all who celebrate, you kinky Vermonters. … [Read more...] about ‘I’d Tap That,’ Says Vermonter About Maple Tree

Rising Tuition Has Local Parents Wondering: Maybe My Teen Should Try The Smart Janitor Route Into College

March 30, 2022 by Matt McInerney

MEDFIELD, MA — Local parents Wilson and Laila Ryerson have been watching college tuition rise exponentially for years. They’re now starting to wonder if maybe their teenager would be open an alternate path into elite institutions. “So I'm looking at our college savings account and realized we've only got a couple more years to save and a long way to go. So I decided to start … [Read more...] about Rising Tuition Has Local Parents Wondering: Maybe My Teen Should Try The Smart Janitor Route Into College

How To Tell Your Father You Love Him Via Boston Sports Headlines

March 20, 2022 by Matt McInerney

Real talk is hard. All of the eye contact and opening up—wouldn't it be easier to shoot the shit about inconsequential sports news while you watch the game together? That’s why we're here to help. Do you have some important things you've been waiting to say to your father figure but you're just not great at expressing yourself? Here’s how to tell your dad you love him and … [Read more...] about How To Tell Your Father You Love Him Via Boston Sports Headlines

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