I swear it happens earlier and earlier each year! … [Read more...] about ‘Tis The Season! Households Across New England Replace Terrifying Patriots Decor With Cheery Celtics Gear
Salem Residents Brace For Invasion Of Disney Adults
“All of our Disney friends said we need to check out Salem sometime. So we thought, why not October? It’s still cheaper than Epcot!” said Eliza Peaux, dressed as a witch from Hocus Pocus. “These lines are nothing compared to the magic kingdom. Hey look, is that a hidden Mickey on that 1600s gravestone?!” … [Read more...] about Salem Residents Brace For Invasion Of Disney Adults
Sad! White Harvard Applicant Who Would Have Been Rejected Under Affirmative Action Now Has No Excuse For Why He Will Still Be Rejected
Sources say future Harvard reject Reagan Lacey had already planned on claiming his seat was stolen from him by “less qualified individuals with set aside spots” if he didn’t get in. When asked if he feels that way about the legacy students and children of faculty who will continue to receive preferential admissions treatment, Lacey declined to comment. “I don’t see how that … [Read more...] about Sad! White Harvard Applicant Who Would Have Been Rejected Under Affirmative Action Now Has No Excuse For Why He Will Still Be Rejected
Celtics Look To Make History By Becoming First NBA Team To Come Back From Down 4-3
We’ve got them just where we want them. Anything is possible! … [Read more...] about Celtics Look To Make History By Becoming First NBA Team To Come Back From Down 4-3
MBTA Train Left In The Dust By 5-Year-Old On Tricycle
The child, who reportedly just learned to ride her tricycle today, received multiple desperate requests from late commuters on the train hoping to hitch a ride on the far faster vehicle. … [Read more...] about MBTA Train Left In The Dust By 5-Year-Old On Tricycle