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Kink-Shaming? I Got Kicked Out Of CVS For Wearing My Fishnet Mask

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I can’t believe this. I thought it was 2020, and I could choose how to dress without judgement or persecution. Apparently not. Because when I walked into CVS with my fishnet mask, I was asked to leave immediately! I simply don’t understand the problem. The sexy mask goes over my nose and mouth. And sure, it shows a little skin, and my lips, and both my nostrils, but why … [Read more...] about Kink-Shaming? I Got Kicked Out Of CVS For Wearing My Fishnet Mask

Trump Transition Team Assures Nation Of Smooth Transition To Autocracy

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Despite losing the presidential election, the Trump administration announced today they will ensure the transition of America from a democracy to a monarchical autocracy proceeds as seemlessly as possible. We would like to guarantee all Americans that the nation will smoothly shift from the administration of President Trump to the eternal dynasty of King Trump I,” said … [Read more...] about Trump Transition Team Assures Nation Of Smooth Transition To Autocracy

Diversity Win! This Harvard Undergrad Doesn’t Even Have A Trust Fund

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Wow! Harvard really is an inclusive institution. According to reports, the prestigious university in Cambridge apparently let in at least one student who does not have a 7-figure trust fund. “This is really a historic first for us,” said Harvard President Larry Bacow. “The student’s parents are not even partners at a law or private equity firm! We are really breaking … [Read more...] about Diversity Win! This Harvard Undergrad Doesn’t Even Have A Trust Fund