I can’t believe this. I thought it was 2020, and I could choose how to dress without judgement or persecution. Apparently not. Because when I walked into CVS with my fishnet mask, I was asked to leave immediately!
I simply don’t understand the problem. The sexy mask goes over my nose and mouth. And sure, it shows a little skin, and my lips, and both my nostrils, but why should that matter to anyone but me?
I barely made it down the Cold and Flu aisle before I was approached by a CVS employee and asked to leave because of my “lack of proper coverage.” I’ve had a terrible cough for days, and they denied me my medicine! For a pharmacy, they clearly have no interest in the health of their kinky customers.
Expect a lawsuit, CVS. I am also going to go back tomorrow with something a little more “acceptable.” So look for me in aisle 2 with my low-rise g-string mask.