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Trump Transition Team Assures Nation Of Smooth Transition To Autocracy

November 18, 2020 by The Boston Accent

Despite losing the presidential election, the Trump administration announced today they will ensure the transition of America from a democracy to a monarchical autocracy proceeds as seemlessly as possible.

We would like to guarantee all Americans that the nation will smoothly shift from the administration of President Trump to the eternal dynasty of King Trump I,” said advisor and court jester Jason Miller.

“We are making sure Joe Biden gets all the information he needs for this transition,” continued Miller. “We call him every day to remind him that he lost and that if he tries to get inaugurated, he will have to answer to the wrath of our sovereign lifetime leader.”

At press time, Trump’s administration was in the process of renaming the president’s tweets to Royal Decrees.

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