Kendall Square Biotech Bro Dons Nicest Patagonia And Least Wrinked Jeans For Meeting With Investors

“You better believe there’s a bleach stained Broad Institute T-shirt under this. And you also better believe we’re clearing 8 figures for this series B,” said the biotech bro, walking down Binney Street.

“What is our company working on, you ask? I actually can’t tell you that. We’re still in stealth mode. But George Church may be involved…that’s all I’m gonna say.”