When Harvard Sophomore Jessie Moffatt eagerly picked up the 355.78 dollar tab at Russell House Tavern in Cambridge last Friday night, his party of 10 was initially optimistic.
“The dude’s loaded, we thought he was treating us,”
said a party member who wished to remain anonymous.
“Oh, I got this one guys,” Moffatt reportedly stated, “don’t even worry about.”
“But like, maybe shoot me a venmo later.” The Barbour-clad 20-year-old Psychology major then proceeded to throw down a J.P. Morgan Palladium Credit Card with “PAUL MOFFATT” etched into the front of it.
“I don’t feel bad about it,” Moffatt told our reporters after arriving home in an Uber he made sure was split 5 ways. “When you think about it, technically I’m spending my inheritance.”
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