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Man Drinking Cold Brew During Snowstorm Like Some Sort Of Ice Wizard

December 18, 2021 by The Boston Accent

Beware: a New Englander is at their most powerful in these circumstances. Steal their shoveled parking spot with extra caution, or you might get frozen alive by their ice breath.

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