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A local Ebenezer Scrooge was recently spotted ruining Allston Christmas by stealing all the best street gifts using a large green truck.
“I saw him take a totally decent, formerly-white couch and just drive off,” stated one shaken onlooker. “He took stuff from literally every house. What a greedy jerk.”
The thief, who called himself “the garbageman,” was seen taking his spoils to furnish the nicest property in Allston: the dump.
Picture credit: Eric Laska (YouTube screen grab, fair use)