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Impressive! Emerson Junior Breaks World Record For Most Banana Kush Pre-Rolls Shoved In One Sock Drawer

April 29, 2021 by The Boston Accent

BOSTON, MA—After swiftly stuffing 78 joints into his dresser before the RA came in for room inspection, Emerson junior Codey Sherman officially broke the world record for most banana kush pre-rolls shoved in a single sock drawer.

“I am incredibly proud of Codey. She truly embodies all of the qualities we look for in an Emerson student: ingenuity, perseverance, and of course, a never-ending supply of dank bud,” said college president Lee Pelton.

Guinness World Records confirmed on Thursday that Sherman shattered the previous record of 56 blunts, set in 2005 by Reggie ‘The Terp King’ Papadakis, who also happened to go to Emerson. 

“Well, I guess I’d like to thank my mom for always believing in me, my roommate for stalling the RA just long enough for me to stuff my socks full of fatties, and most importantly, my dealer Jared for always hooking me up. His shit is straight fire—DM me and I’ll link you up, no cap,” touted Sherman. 

At press time, President Pelton announced Emerson will honor Sherman’s record-breaking achievement with a four-page photo spread in the school paper, a commemorative plaque of Codey’s blunt filler sock drawer, and a schoolwide puff puff pass, to be held on the quad as soon as the school reaches herd immunity.

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