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Diversity Win! This Harvard Undergrad Doesn’t Even Have A Trust Fund

November 14, 2020 by The Boston Accent

Wow! Harvard really is an inclusive institution. According to reports, the prestigious university in Cambridge apparently let in at least one student who does not have a 7-figure trust fund.

“This is really a historic first for us,” said Harvard President Larry Bacow. “The student’s parents are not even partners at a law or private equity firm! We are really breaking barriers this year.”

While details about the student’s financial situation are limited, we do know that her parents are “poor working class dermatologists.”

At press time, Yale announced they had just let in their first student without a family philanthropy foundation.

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