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City Of Somerville Rocked By Something Genuinely Fun To Do

July 13, 2022 by The Boston Accent

SOMERVILLE, MA—Local residents were shocked to learn this week that something actually exciting—NICE, a fest—is taking place exclusively in Somerville July 28-31: Not in Cambridge, or Allston, or Fenway, but in Somerville. “Most of the time I head out to see friends or to a show, I gotta schlep to meet people like an hour away, since no one wants to visit me here for some … [Read more...] about City Of Somerville Rocked By Something Genuinely Fun To Do

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