The GOAT Tom Brady formally announced his retirement from the NFL after 22 seasons and 7 Super Bowl Titles. While there will be plenty of time to celebrate his storied career, New England fans couldn’t help but notice the lack of Patriots love in his retirement announcement. Here’s how some reacted: “What a waste of a 6th round pick!” - Pam, Worcester “I’ll never wear … [Read more...] about ‘I Named 3 Freakin’ Dogs After You!’ Patriots Fans React To Brady Retirement Snub
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Jeff Bezos Purchases Nice, Quiet Retirement Country
"I'm not too picky, and this is a fixer-upper island nation for sure,” said the retiree. “But with some elbow grease and an innovation mindset, I can have this country running as a nice little oligarchy in a couple years, tops.” Tragically, Bezos says he will only be able to afford a single, modest retirement country instead of an entire continent, although he’s just $5 … [Read more...] about Jeff Bezos Purchases Nice, Quiet Retirement Country