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Return Of Baseball Forces Wally The Green Monster To Drop Out Of Upcoming Season Of ‘Love Is Blind’

March 10, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

HOLLYWOOD, CA - News that the MLB and MLBPA have ended the looming lockout has been met with a flurry of excitement from baseball fans—but one key member of the Red Sox isn’t so excited. According to TMZ, Wally The Green Monster has been forced to drop out of the next season of Netflix hit “Love Is Blind” to return to Fenway Park for the upcoming baseball season.  The … [Read more...] about Return Of Baseball Forces Wally The Green Monster To Drop Out Of Upcoming Season Of ‘Love Is Blind’

Chants From Fake Crowd At Fenway Park Most Respectful In Decades

August 15, 2020 by Dave Vadala

“I wasn’t even sure I was watching the right game,” said long time Red Sox fan Pat Grimley, who watched the game on ESPN. “I didn’t hear the crowd yell either of the F-words even once.” Players were also taken by surprise at the supportive and non-offensive nature of the artificial chants, which were broadcast across the stadium speaker system. “No one yelled a single … [Read more...] about Chants From Fake Crowd At Fenway Park Most Respectful In Decades

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