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MBTA Train Left In The Dust By 5-Year-Old On Tricycle

March 21, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

The child, who reportedly just learned to ride her tricycle today, received multiple desperate requests from late commuters on the train hoping to hitch a ride on the far faster vehicle. … [Read more...] about MBTA Train Left In The Dust By 5-Year-Old On Tricycle

Green Line Extension FINALLY Bringing Shitty, Sporadic T Service To Somerville And Medford

December 14, 2022 by Carlos Greaves Leave a Comment

MEDFORD—The long-anticipated Somerville/Medford Green Line Extension opened on Monday, fulfilling a decades-old promise to finally bring shitty, sporadic T service to East Somerville, Medford, and Tufts University. The project suffered several years of construction delays and cost overruns before it was able to eventually deliver on the MBTA’s long-term goal of bringing … [Read more...] about Green Line Extension FINALLY Bringing Shitty, Sporadic T Service To Somerville And Medford

Circles Of Hell In Dante’s Inferno Translated Into Orange Line Train Wait Times

December 6, 2022 by Stacey Curran Leave a Comment

1st Circle: Limbo Hey guy, I know these circles. I’ve been riding the Orange Line alone since I was a kid. What’s ya name? Oh, Virgil, that had to be tough growing up. I’m fine. I don’t need a guide down here. How long could limbo be? Nice red shirt though. Go find someone else with a question.  2nd Circle: Lust Whoa that new train has some nice looking cars. I … [Read more...] about Circles Of Hell In Dante’s Inferno Translated Into Orange Line Train Wait Times

Green Line Extension Delayed Another Six Months Due To Single Leaf On Tracks

October 15, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“As you can see, the leaf looks extra crunchy, so we are taking special precautions. We’re currently drafting a Leaf Removal Plan (LRP) and will then be seeking proposals from contractors to find the right partner to solve this crisis,” explain the MBTA PR director. “Safety is our number one concern at the MBTA. Our track record shows that.” … [Read more...] about Green Line Extension Delayed Another Six Months Due To Single Leaf On Tracks

MBTA Starts GoFundMe For Out Of Work Orange Line

August 3, 2022 by The Boston Accent

BOSTON—In a show of desperation that finally matches the situation, MBTA officials are urging residents to donate anything they can to support the soon to be unemployed Orange Line. “Look: We know the Orange Line is not your favorite. It’s nobody’s favorite, actually. But that’s exactly why we need your charity to get the line back on its tracks,” read the MBTA’s post, which … [Read more...] about MBTA Starts GoFundMe For Out Of Work Orange Line

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