Local bartender Ashley Stevens was left utterly shocked this weekend when a man donning a salmon linen shirt, 9-inch inseam navy shorts, and a belt covered in downright adorable whales turned out to be a complete d-bag. “You’re too pretty to work here, you know that right?” said the cute-belted man, quickly covering his wedding ring with his other hand. “I’ll take two Blue … [Read more...] about Shocker: Boston Guy With Adorable Whales On Belt Is Total Asshole
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Hydrangeas Holding Family Vacation Together By A Goddamn Thread
While on vacation in Wellfleet, the Ferreiras—a mixed politics family—have managed to stay convivial despite recent events exclusively because of the gorgeous hydrangeas. “The colors are just absolutely marvelous this year!” remarked 60-year-old Marie, who never really believed Biden was elected President. “It feels like they bloomed so much more vibrantly … [Read more...] about Hydrangeas Holding Family Vacation Together By A Goddamn Thread
Twenty Minutes Into Answer, Kid Deeply Regrets Asking Parents What The Big Dig Was
While stuck in traffic in the Ted Williams Tunnel with his parents, 9-year-old Colin Frek was surprised when they both started swearing loudly about something called the Big Dig. Intrigued by their unusual behavior, Colin made the huge mistake of asking his parents what a Big Dig was. Spittle gathered at the corner of his father’s mouth as he charged up a response that … [Read more...] about Twenty Minutes Into Answer, Kid Deeply Regrets Asking Parents What The Big Dig Was
Dorchester Grandad Finally Reveals Top Secret Family Recipe For Green Beer
Sláinte! In a heartwarming start to St. Patrick’s Day celebrations, Dorchester grandad Barry O’Toole, 72, announced to his family that he’s finally ready to pass down his coveted Irish recipe for green beer to his grandson Riley, 17. “Riley boy, come here, come here. Now that you’re legally old enough to drink, it’s time for you to learn about your heritage. This recipe has … [Read more...] about Dorchester Grandad Finally Reveals Top Secret Family Recipe For Green Beer
Valentine’s Day In Boston: MBTA Rebrands Red Line’s Slow Underground Commute As “Tunnel Of Love’
BROADWAY STATION - In a last minute festive move, the MBTA has rebranded the slow zone-plagued Red Line as a “Tunnel Of Love” in honor of Valentine’s Day. “Today, the slow zones are completely intentional,” says an MBTA spokesperson. “We want to give riders the chance to spend extra time underground, enjoying the romantic ride with their date. For single riders, who knows, … [Read more...] about Valentine’s Day In Boston: MBTA Rebrands Red Line’s Slow Underground Commute As “Tunnel Of Love’