BOURNE, MA – In a Cape Cod miracle, on Saturday a Boston man was magically adorned with Sperry boat shoes as soon as he crossed the Bourne Bridge. Todd Walters was driving over the bridge in his red Jeep Wrangler while listening to Hootie & The Blowfish when he noticed the shoes spontaneously appear on his feet. “I was in my flip flops because I hadn’t gotten … [Read more...] about Boat Shoes Magically Appear On Man’s Feet As He Crosses Bourne Bridge To Cape
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