1st Circle: Limbo Hey guy, I know these circles. I’ve been riding the Orange Line alone since I was a kid. What’s ya name? Oh, Virgil, that had to be tough growing up. I’m fine. I don’t need a guide down here. How long could limbo be? Nice red shirt though. Go find someone else with a question. 2nd Circle: Lust Whoa that new train has some nice looking cars. I … [Read more...] about Circles Of Hell In Dante’s Inferno Translated Into Orange Line Train Wait Times
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Fourth Bartender In A Row Pours Royals’ Drink Orders Directly Into Boston Harbor
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How To Protest Dunkin’s New Rewards System While Still Drinking Dunkin’ Every Day
So you’re pissed about the Dunkin’ Rewards app, huh? Join the club, buddy. Here are some ways you can stick it to ‘em while still being clinically dependent on their caffeine: … [Read more...] about How To Protest Dunkin’s New Rewards System While Still Drinking Dunkin’ Every Day
‘What Turkey Shortage?’ Asks Local Woman Cleaning Feathers From Her Car Grill
After an outbreak of bird flu wreaked havoc on poultry farms over the past year, causing notable shortages of turkey, many have wondered whether the Thanksgiving staple would make it to the shelves this year. Not Erika Stauss, though. “I dunno what the heck you’re talking about,” said the Quincy resident, standing in the parking lot of Shaw’s picking feathers out of the … [Read more...] about ‘What Turkey Shortage?’ Asks Local Woman Cleaning Feathers From Her Car Grill
38 Adorable New England-Inspired Names For The Mice Your Landlord Won’t Do Anything About
Medford, MA - So you’ve got mice. You’ve tried traps, poisons, exterminators, locking up food, plugging up holes with steel wool, and even asking them very nicely to leave, but nothing is keeping their numbers down. Your landlord, whose name you don’t even know, has already committed to doing nothing about them. You’ve tried calling 311, but she’s paid them off. You’re left … [Read more...] about 38 Adorable New England-Inspired Names For The Mice Your Landlord Won’t Do Anything About