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Boston McDonald’s Permanently Closes After Deal Offering Free Shamrock Shake To Any Resident With Shamrock Tattoo Backfires

March 15, 2023 by The Boston Accent 2 Comments

A Dorchester McDonald’s was left shocked and shuttered after its St. Patrick’s Day promotional event sent the location into financial and physical ruin.  The promo, which promised locals a free Shamrock Shake if they have a shamrock tattoo, ended up attracting more than 94,000 tatted residents from across the area.  “We thought this would be a fun way to … [Read more...] about Boston McDonald’s Permanently Closes After Deal Offering Free Shamrock Shake To Any Resident With Shamrock Tattoo Backfires

8 Things Tom Brady Is Doing With His Extra Time This Super Bowl Weekend

February 12, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

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How To Avoid Paying Pike Tolls By Driving Without Tags

February 8, 2023 by Kyle Duggan Leave a Comment

We all know how frustrating it is to hop on the Pike and realize that you forgot to borrow your cousin’s EZPass again. Gone are the carefree days where it would take the state a couple years to track you down. Now, it’s just a matter of months, and you can only ignore those fines for so long before they suspend your license. Luckily, there’s one easy trick that’ll let you drive … [Read more...] about How To Avoid Paying Pike Tolls By Driving Without Tags

Family Starts GoFundMe For Frostbite Treatment After Boston Man Heroically Carried A Large Iced Extra Extra Home For His Ma During Arctic Freeze

February 4, 2023 by Stacey Curran Leave a Comment

Denny, known throughout the City by this name and this name only, was casually driven to the ER by Ma after it was ascertained he damaged his dermis on his Dunks’ run. “I knew I was taking a risk double fisting those icy bad boys, so I broke out into a jog when I noticed my hands were starting to freeze to the cups. My slippers kept falling off though, so I just walked … [Read more...] about Family Starts GoFundMe For Frostbite Treatment After Boston Man Heroically Carried A Large Iced Extra Extra Home For His Ma During Arctic Freeze

Bostonians Call Out ‘The Last Of Us’ For Unrealistic Lack Of Zombies Wearing Scally Caps

January 26, 2023 by zoewiebe Leave a Comment

“If this were really set in Boston in 2023, like a third of these zombies would have on scally caps, another third would be rocking Pats or Bruins gear, and the rest would be tourists wearing unlicensed Harvard shirts they bought from outside a T stop. Also where the hell are all the Dunkin’s?!” … [Read more...] about Bostonians Call Out ‘The Last Of Us’ For Unrealistic Lack Of Zombies Wearing Scally Caps

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