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Cool! Berklee Releases Virtual Tour Of Research Lab Where They Grew Charlie Puth

March 12, 2021 by The Boston Accent

On Friday, recently admitted students to Berklee College of Music were greeted on Zoom with an exciting surprise: a rare glimpse of the lab where the school grew viral sensation and famous alum Charlie Puth! “We wanted to show the future stars of the music industry where today’s artists are carefully created—in our exclusive laboratory deep underground beneath our Boston … [Read more...] about Cool! Berklee Releases Virtual Tour Of Research Lab Where They Grew Charlie Puth

Cape Cod Dad Shocked To Discover Paintings Can Depict Subjects Other Than Ships

February 20, 2021 by Mary Colussi

Lifelong Harwich resident Dan O’Hoolihan thought something was very wrong with his eight-year-old daughter when she brought home her first painting from school last week. "There is nothing seaworthy about a dinosaur princess,” said O’Hoolihan. “But when I called the school in a panic, they informed me that not all art is boat-related. Naturally, I was shocked—every piece of … [Read more...] about Cape Cod Dad Shocked To Discover Paintings Can Depict Subjects Other Than Ships

Top Tips For Seducing A Rich Harvard Student And Getting That Bread

February 14, 2021 by Alicia Devereaux

Ever wanted to wed a wealthy Cantabrigian and inherit their family’s fortune? Who hasn’t! Unfortunately, courting an Ivy League suitor is harder than it may seem—especially if you don’t go to, ahem, a small school just outside of Boston. But fear not! Here are some tried and true tips that will help you seduce the rich Harvard student of your parent’s dreams. Mention you … [Read more...] about Top Tips For Seducing A Rich Harvard Student And Getting That Bread

Man Missing Duck Boats Just Drives Into Boston Harbor Himself

February 10, 2021 by Jack Stebbins

"Since the Pats aren't doing a Duck Boat parade this year, I decided I should drive my Honda CR-V into the Harbor in their honor. It's what they would have wanted.” … [Read more...] about Man Missing Duck Boats Just Drives Into Boston Harbor Himself

Opinion: Moxie Is Actually Delicious If You Enjoy The Taste Of Gasoline

February 6, 2021 by The Boston Accent

I love Moxie! It’s the best soda around. I also love the taste of premium unleaded BP gasoline. These two things are unrelated in my opinion. … [Read more...] about Opinion: Moxie Is Actually Delicious If You Enjoy The Taste Of Gasoline

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