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Cool! Berklee Releases Virtual Tour Of Research Lab Where They Grew Charlie Puth

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On Friday, recently admitted students to Berklee College of Music were greeted on Zoom with an exciting surprise: a rare glimpse of the lab where the school grew viral sensation and famous alum Charlie Puth! “We wanted to show the future stars of the music industry where today’s artists are carefully created—in our exclusive laboratory deep underground beneath our Boston … [Read more...] about Cool! Berklee Releases Virtual Tour Of Research Lab Where They Grew Charlie Puth

Cape Cod Dad Shocked To Discover Paintings Can Depict Subjects Other Than Ships

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Lifelong Harwich resident Dan O’Hoolihan thought something was very wrong with his eight-year-old daughter when she brought home her first painting from school last week. "There is nothing seaworthy about a dinosaur princess,” said O’Hoolihan. “But when I called the school in a panic, they informed me that not all art is boat-related. Naturally, I was shocked—every piece of … [Read more...] about Cape Cod Dad Shocked To Discover Paintings Can Depict Subjects Other Than Ships

Top Tips For Seducing A Rich Harvard Student And Getting That Bread

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Ever wanted to wed a wealthy Cantabrigian and inherit their family’s fortune? Who hasn’t! Unfortunately, courting an Ivy League suitor is harder than it may seem—especially if you don’t go to, ahem, a small school just outside of Boston. But fear not! Here are some tried and true tips that will help you seduce the rich Harvard student of your parent’s dreams. Mention you … [Read more...] about Top Tips For Seducing A Rich Harvard Student And Getting That Bread