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Frontrunner Emerges In Race For New Massachusetts Flag

August 29, 2025 by Andrew Haskell Leave a Comment

While the decision on a new flag to represent Massachusetts will require 3 consultant-led focus groups, 6 more rounds of panel voting, and 2 expert task forces, a clear frontrunner has already emerged. “This flag captures everything we stand for in the Bay State: proactivity, progress, and awareness that there will be traffic,” said the flag’s designer. … [Read more...] about Frontrunner Emerges In Race For New Massachusetts Flag

Making History: First Ever Non-Tourist Steps Foot In Quincy Market

August 5, 2025 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

BOSTON - A Google Maps blunder led to a historic first this past weekend as East Boston resident Charlie Riverdale was named the first ever non-tourist to ever step foot inside Quincy Market. “I was just trying to grab some lunch and my phone took me to a strange building surrounded by bucket drummers and tour guides dressed like John Hancock. The cheapest sandwich in there … [Read more...] about Making History: First Ever Non-Tourist Steps Foot In Quincy Market

Very Real Saint Patrick’s Day Events Across Boston

March 14, 2025 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

Looking for some wholesome Saint Patrick’s Day events to attend after scarfing down a full Irish? Well, look no further! There’s something on this list for everyone. ‘I’m More Irish Than You’ Competition Prove to other attendees that you are the most Irish person there by presenting historical documentation or proof you’re related to Conan O’Brien. Let’s Get (Another) … [Read more...] about Very Real Saint Patrick’s Day Events Across Boston

Southie Bar Lowers Stool Heights So Boston Short Kings Can Finally Rest Feet On Floor

October 23, 2024 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

Finally! In a win for short kings everywhere, but especially in the short king land that is greater Boston, Southie staple Capo has announced they are lowering the height of all bar stools by 8 inches so even the most petite of princes can rest their Hokas comfortably on the floor. “It’s the right thing to do, you know for equity and all,” said bar manager Steve … [Read more...] about Southie Bar Lowers Stool Heights So Boston Short Kings Can Finally Rest Feet On Floor

Kendall Square Biotech Bro Dons Nicest Patagonia And Least Wrinked Jeans For Meeting With Investors

October 16, 2024 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

“You better believe there’s a bleach stained Broad Institute T-shirt under this. And you also better believe we’re clearing 8 figures for this series B,” said the biotech bro, walking down Binney Street. “What is our company working on, you ask? I actually can’t tell you that. We’re still in stealth mode. But George Church may be involved…that’s all I’m gonna say.” … [Read more...] about Kendall Square Biotech Bro Dons Nicest Patagonia And Least Wrinked Jeans For Meeting With Investors

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