BOSTON - A Google Maps blunder led to a historic first this past weekend as East Boston resident Charlie Riverdale was named the first ever non-tourist to ever step foot inside Quincy Market. “I was just trying to grab some lunch and my phone took me to a strange building surrounded by bucket drummers and tour guides dressed like John Hancock. The cheapest sandwich in there … [Read more...] about Making History: First Ever Non-Tourist Steps Foot In Quincy Market
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Very Real Saint Patrick’s Day Events Across Boston
Looking for some wholesome Saint Patrick’s Day events to attend after scarfing down a full Irish? Well, look no further! There’s something on this list for everyone. ‘I’m More Irish Than You’ Competition Prove to other attendees that you are the most Irish person there by presenting historical documentation or proof you’re related to Conan O’Brien. Let’s Get (Another) … [Read more...] about Very Real Saint Patrick’s Day Events Across Boston
Southie Bar Lowers Stool Heights So Boston Short Kings Can Finally Rest Feet On Floor
Finally! In a win for short kings everywhere, but especially in the short king land that is greater Boston, Southie staple Capo has announced they are lowering the height of all bar stools by 8 inches so even the most petite of princes can rest their Hokas comfortably on the floor. “It’s the right thing to do, you know for equity and all,” said bar manager Steve … [Read more...] about Southie Bar Lowers Stool Heights So Boston Short Kings Can Finally Rest Feet On Floor
Kendall Square Biotech Bro Dons Nicest Patagonia And Least Wrinked Jeans For Meeting With Investors
“You better believe there’s a bleach stained Broad Institute T-shirt under this. And you also better believe we’re clearing 8 figures for this series B,” said the biotech bro, walking down Binney Street. “What is our company working on, you ask? I actually can’t tell you that. We’re still in stealth mode. But George Church may be involved…that’s all I’m gonna say.” … [Read more...] about Kendall Square Biotech Bro Dons Nicest Patagonia And Least Wrinked Jeans For Meeting With Investors
Pats Fan Yearns For Day They Can Incorporate Free Dunkin’ Iced Coffee After Wins Into Financial Planning Again
Tewksbury, MA - Resident Tom Connors is hopeful the age old free-iced-coffee-after-Pats-win promo will be revived and relevant this season and he can finally pencil it back into his financial plans. “During the good years, that free iced coffee was a big part of my weekly fall budgeting,” huffed Connors, “I saved hundreds from it. But when the Pats fell off, I guess so did … [Read more...] about Pats Fan Yearns For Day They Can Incorporate Free Dunkin’ Iced Coffee After Wins Into Financial Planning Again