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Local Dad Pulls Shovel From Shed Like Soldier Preparing For War

December 17, 2020 by The Boston Accent

“I haven’t seen a storm like this since the Blizzard of ‘96. We lost a lot of good people that day,” said local father Matt Hill, marching toward the sidewalk with his shovel resting firmly on a shoulder. “If I don’t come back, tell my family I love them.” … [Read more...] about Local Dad Pulls Shovel From Shed Like Soldier Preparing For War

Succulent Thriving On No Water And Zero Attention, Unlike You

December 8, 2020 by The Boston Accent

As made clear by its waxy sheen and plump leaves, your succulent is absolutely loving its total lack of hydration and dearth of love and affection. It’s too bad those same conditions are literally killing you. … [Read more...] about Succulent Thriving On No Water And Zero Attention, Unlike You

Woman Not Sure If Boston Man Is Flirting Or Just Yelling At Her

December 2, 2020 by The Boston Accent

Either way, get the hell out of my face, buddy. … [Read more...] about Woman Not Sure If Boston Man Is Flirting Or Just Yelling At Her

Shop Local! I Bought My Amazon Gift Cards At This Adorable Mom And Pop Shop

November 30, 2020 by Jack Stebbins

If you care about small businesses like I do, please do your Amazon gift card shopping at local establishments. They need your support now more than ever! You can even use the gift cards to buy items online for cheaper than the shop sells them in the store. Win win! … [Read more...] about Shop Local! I Bought My Amazon Gift Cards At This Adorable Mom And Pop Shop

Five Tips For Turning Your 300-Square-Foot Apartment Into A Post-Election Apocalypse Bunker

November 2, 2020 by Alicia Devereaux

man in brown jacket and black cap holding black dslr camera

You may be thinking: "I live in a tiny studio in Back Bay. If an apocalyptic civil war breaks out after election day, I'm totally screwed." Well, you couldn't be more wrong! Here are five tried and true tips that will help you repurpose your cozy apartment for the dark days ahead. Use the lack of elevator to your advantage. There is no way your dinky little dwelling has … [Read more...] about Five Tips For Turning Your 300-Square-Foot Apartment Into A Post-Election Apocalypse Bunker

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