The New England Patriots were unable to overcome an early deficit after getting off to a slow start against their scheduled bye week on Sunday. Patriots quarterback Mac Jones was seen being berated by offensive coordinator Bill O’Brien following an offensive sequence that ended with Jones throwing an interception, despite the complete absence of any opposing players on the … [Read more...] about Patriots Lose To Bye Week After Late Comeback Falls Short
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‘Tis The Season! Households Across New England Replace Terrifying Patriots Decor With Cheery Celtics Gear
I swear it happens earlier and earlier each year! … [Read more...] about ‘Tis The Season! Households Across New England Replace Terrifying Patriots Decor With Cheery Celtics Gear
Salem Residents Brace For Invasion Of Disney Adults
“All of our Disney friends said we need to check out Salem sometime. So we thought, why not October? It’s still cheaper than Epcot!” said Eliza Peaux, dressed as a witch from Hocus Pocus. “These lines are nothing compared to the magic kingdom. Hey look, is that a hidden Mickey on that 1600s gravestone?!” … [Read more...] about Salem Residents Brace For Invasion Of Disney Adults
Move Over, Pumpkin Spice: Polar Releases New “Sam Adams Seasonal” Flavored Seltzer
Polar, the popular Worcester-based seltzer powerhouse, has decided to tap into their New England roots by releasing a new crossover flavor just in time for fall: Sam Adams Seasonal. “What makes these seltzers unique is that they are brewed with grain, hops, yeast, and, of course, carbonated water,” said a Polar spokesperson. Some of you might be asking yourselves, “Is … [Read more...] about Move Over, Pumpkin Spice: Polar Releases New “Sam Adams Seasonal” Flavored Seltzer
Brown University Study Finds American English And Warwick English No Longer Mutually Intelligible
WARWICK, R.I. — Anthropologists from Brown University were baffled during a recent survey of Rhode Island populations after finding that the Warwick dialect had drifted so far from English that they would need translators in order to communicate with local residents. “We haven’t been able to visit these communities since before the pandemic,” said Dr. Natalie Krueger, who is … [Read more...] about Brown University Study Finds American English And Warwick English No Longer Mutually Intelligible