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Valentine’s Day In Boston: MBTA Rebrands Red Line’s Slow Underground Commute As “Tunnel Of Love’

February 14, 2024 by Brisa Sylvestre Leave a Comment

BROADWAY STATION - In a last minute festive move, the MBTA has rebranded the slow zone-plagued Red Line as a “Tunnel Of Love” in honor of Valentine’s Day. “Today, the slow zones are completely intentional,” says an MBTA spokesperson. “We want to give riders the chance to spend extra time underground, enjoying the romantic ride with their date. For single riders, who knows, … [Read more...] about Valentine’s Day In Boston: MBTA Rebrands Red Line’s Slow Underground Commute As “Tunnel Of Love’

‘Just Venmo Me,’ Says Harvard Student To Friends After Putting Entire Meal On Daddy’s Credit Card

February 1, 2024 by Joel Papp Leave a Comment

When Harvard Sophomore Jessie Moffatt eagerly picked up the 355.78 dollar tab at Russell House Tavern in Cambridge last Friday night, his party of 10 was initially optimistic. “The dude’s loaded, we thought he was treating us,”said a party member who wished to remain anonymous. “Oh, I got this one guys,” Moffatt reportedly stated, “don’t even worry about.” “But like, … [Read more...] about ‘Just Venmo Me,’ Says Harvard Student To Friends After Putting Entire Meal On Daddy’s Credit Card

‘Bring It On!’ Says Boston Resident Who Prepares For Snowstorm By Putting Shorts On

January 6, 2024 by Brisa Sylvestre Leave a Comment

DORCHESTER—As the first major winter storm of the season approached, Boston resident Johnny “Buckets” Buckachowski was seen sitting on his front stoop in shorts, holding a large iced coffee and staring at the sky. “BRING IT ON!” said an ecstatic Buckets as he taunted the powers that be in tan cargo and bean boots, ready to fight off any dusting of snow that accumulates on … [Read more...] about ‘Bring It On!’ Says Boston Resident Who Prepares For Snowstorm By Putting Shorts On

Actual Cambridge Resident Doesn’t Use Spotify Because They’re Too Busy Coding An App That Will Soon Replace It

December 1, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

“I only listen to white noise and venture capital podcasts. I don’t engage with soon-to-be obsolete technology.” … [Read more...] about Actual Cambridge Resident Doesn’t Use Spotify Because They’re Too Busy Coding An App That Will Soon Replace It

Family Mandates That Thanksgiving Dinner Discussion Will Exclusively Cover The Bruins

November 22, 2023 by The Boston Accent Leave a Comment

In an effort to keep the peace this holiday, a Merrimack Valley family has decreed that only this year’s Bruins team and their league-topping record can be discussed at the dinner table this thanksgiving.  “No politics, no current events, just Bruins,” said Johnathan McCree with a crooked smile on his face. “But no mentioning Milan Lucic. Also no Celtics talk. Too … [Read more...] about Family Mandates That Thanksgiving Dinner Discussion Will Exclusively Cover The Bruins

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