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Five Tips For Turning Your 300-Square-Foot Apartment Into A Post-Election Apocalypse Bunker

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You may be thinking: "I live in a tiny studio in Back Bay. If an apocalyptic civil war breaks out after election day, I'm totally screwed." Well, you couldn't be more wrong! Here are five tried and true tips that will help you repurpose your cozy apartment for the dark days ahead. Use the lack of elevator to your advantage. There is no way your dinky little dwelling has … [Read more...] about Five Tips For Turning Your 300-Square-Foot Apartment Into A Post-Election Apocalypse Bunker

Now That Pats Suck, Local Man Has No Choice But To Get To Know Family

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With the New England Patriots recording their worst season in nearly 20 years, local Braintree man Mikey Brown has surprisingly found himself getting to know his family. “The Pats have just been good for so long that I haven’t had a lazy Sunday in years. Now I’m looking around and realizing I should probably get to know my kids,” he added. Brown’s children, ages 5 and 9, … [Read more...] about Now That Pats Suck, Local Man Has No Choice But To Get To Know Family

Scalpers Spotted Outside Fenway Park Selling Ballots For Half Price

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After early voting started this week at Fenway Park, scalpers were spotted outside the historic stadium selling discount ballots to Boston voters.  “I got one for Biden, two for Trump, and twelve for Jo Jorgensen,” said scalper Dave O’Connor, displaying a jacket pocket full of crumbled up ballots. “Lowest I’ll go is $50, these are selling for at least double … [Read more...] about Scalpers Spotted Outside Fenway Park Selling Ballots For Half Price