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Tonight on Chronicle: The Cutest Little New England Town Set To Become The Most Inconvenient Day Trip Your Wife Ever Plans

August 17, 2022 by Andrew Haskell

Far from the hustle and bustle of Boston and Providence—60 minutes from the closest highway to be more specific—you’ll find the quaint town of Littlebridgeham, MA.  You’re going to want to get to know this popular tourist spot because your wife is already penciling it in for the only free weekend you’ve had since last spring. This little hidden gem right next to Lake … [Read more...] about Tonight on Chronicle: The Cutest Little New England Town Set To Become The Most Inconvenient Day Trip Your Wife Ever Plans

Recent College Graduate Mistakes Living In South Boston As A Personality

August 10, 2022 by fentifriedchicken

SOUTH BOSTON — After leaving his 4 bedroom 1 bathroom apartment on L Street to visit his family in Lexington, MA, recent Providence College graduate Chaz Ludwig discovered he had nothing to talk about aside from his cool new neighborhood. “Living in Southie is sick,” Ludwig commented while scouring OpenTable for a brunch reservation at Lincoln Tavern. “I moved in with all my … [Read more...] about Recent College Graduate Mistakes Living In South Boston As A Personality

Finally! All Performances Of Shakespeare On The Common To Be Translated Into ‘Bostonian English’

August 9, 2022 by Zach Moser

BOSTON—In a bid to reach a wider audience, The Commonwealth Shakespeare Company announced they will be translating all upcoming Much Ado About Nothing shows they host on the Common this summer into what they are calling “Bostonian English.” The theatre company will have trained staff on-hand to translate medieval English into this dialect so all locals will be able to follow … [Read more...] about Finally! All Performances Of Shakespeare On The Common To Be Translated Into ‘Bostonian English’

AC Unit Perched Precariously In Back Bay Brownstone Window Patiently Awaiting Chance To Crush Tourist

August 7, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“I was haphazardly placed in a sidewalk-facing 2nd story window by my master for this exact purpose, I can feel it deep down in my freon,” said the bløødthirsty hardware. “One day I will smoosh one, and I hope they are from Wisconsin.” … [Read more...] about AC Unit Perched Precariously In Back Bay Brownstone Window Patiently Awaiting Chance To Crush Tourist

Williams Graduate Pretty Pretentious About Going To A ‘Little Ivy,’ Whatever That Means

August 4, 2022 by Dan Bookbinder

For James Whitefield III, who graduated from Williams in May, going to a ‘Little Ivy’ is a pretty big deal. But to everyone outside his Boston Brahmin circle, it’s not actually a thing. “Actually, Williams routinely ranks as a top liberal arts college in the US News & World Report. We are like a mini Harvard or Yale, but us Ephs, as we like to call ourselves, are a rarer … [Read more...] about Williams Graduate Pretty Pretentious About Going To A ‘Little Ivy,’ Whatever That Means

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