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AC Unit Perched Precariously In Back Bay Brownstone Window Patiently Awaiting Chance To Crush Tourist

August 7, 2022 by The Boston Accent

“I was haphazardly placed in a sidewalk-facing 2nd story window by my master for this exact purpose, I can feel it deep down in my freon,” said the bløødthirsty hardware. “One day I will smoosh one, and I hope they are from Wisconsin.” … [Read more...] about AC Unit Perched Precariously In Back Bay Brownstone Window Patiently Awaiting Chance To Crush Tourist

Williams Graduate Pretty Pretentious About Going To A ‘Little Ivy,’ Whatever That Means

August 4, 2022 by Dan Bookbinder

For James Whitefield III, who graduated from Williams in May, going to a ‘Little Ivy’ is a pretty big deal. But to everyone outside his Boston Brahmin circle, it’s not actually a thing. “Actually, Williams routinely ranks as a top liberal arts college in the US News & World Report. We are like a mini Harvard or Yale, but us Ephs, as we like to call ourselves, are a rarer … [Read more...] about Williams Graduate Pretty Pretentious About Going To A ‘Little Ivy,’ Whatever That Means

MBTA Starts GoFundMe For Out Of Work Orange Line

August 3, 2022 by The Boston Accent

BOSTON—In a show of desperation that finally matches the situation, MBTA officials are urging residents to donate anything they can to support the soon to be unemployed Orange Line. “Look: We know the Orange Line is not your favorite. It’s nobody’s favorite, actually. But that’s exactly why we need your charity to get the line back on its tracks,” read the MBTA’s post, which … [Read more...] about MBTA Starts GoFundMe For Out Of Work Orange Line

Dunkin’ Drives Mobile Cold Brew Pool Around Boston To Help Locals Beat The Heat

August 2, 2022 by The Boston Accent

Boston swims in Dunkin™?!! “The best is that no cleaning is required. We just drain the pool at the end of the day and serve at our Downtown Crossing locations!” said the driver. … [Read more...] about Dunkin’ Drives Mobile Cold Brew Pool Around Boston To Help Locals Beat The Heat

Touching Tribute: Revere Residents Leave Cherished Cigarette Butts In Sand To Keep Spirit Of Beach Alive

July 18, 2022 by Brisa Sylvestre

“Revere Beach is the oldest public beach in America, and there are some traditions you just don’t mess with when places have history,” explained Jo Lynn, putting out a Marlboro red in the sand right next to her sun-bleached Tommy Bahama chair. “My parents left their butts in this sand, their parents left their butts in this sand, and one day I hope my kids leave their butts in … [Read more...] about Touching Tribute: Revere Residents Leave Cherished Cigarette Butts In Sand To Keep Spirit Of Beach Alive

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